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Tuesday, 4 December 2012

Funny Phone Wallpaper

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Funny Phone Wallpaper Biography

JUST WALK NEXT DOOR TO TALK - IT'S CHEAPER!

Agent: Thank you for contacting <Company> about your wireless service, my name is Christina, how can we help today?

Customer: I get free mobile to mobile calling on my current plan but I am getting charged for mobile to mobile calls.

Agent: Well ok, can I get the numbers you’re dialing so I can check them in my system?

* Customer provides me with the numbers and I check them to see if they are of the same service provider to qualify as “mobile to mobile” *

Agent: Well there is the problem Ma'am, these numbers are from a different service provider and therefore do not qualify for mobile to mobile.

Customer: But they’re my neighbours!!

Agent: Yes, but your neighbors are not one of our customers.

Customer: But they’re in a MOBILE HOME!!

PLEASE HOLD WHILE I CONNECT YOU WITH THE ANGER MANAGEMENT DEPARTMENT...

Agent: Thank you for contacting <Company> Support, how can we help today?”

Customer: “Well I have a problem with anger.

Agent: *hesitates for customer to elaborate* Ok…, well how can I help with your BLACKBERRY today?

Agent: Well you see, one day my BlackBerry was vibrating, it just kept vibrating and vibrating and VIBRATING! It just wouldn’t stop! So I grabbed it, and I THREW it against a wall and it SHATTERED into a million pieces!

Agent: *assesses the situation* Ah, so you’re looking for repair and exchange options today?

Customer: Yes, yes exactly.

Agent: Ok Sir, I need to get a serial number from your smartphone, I understand it's shattered, do you happen to see a piece that you used to insert the battery into? It should have a white sticker on it.

Customer: Well that’s another problem you see, after I broke my device I gathered up the pieces and I BURNT THEM!

Agent: Y-you BURNT the pieces of your broken BlackBerry sir?

Customer: *insane raspy voice* It just wouldn’t stop…VIBRATING

Agent:Ok sir, I apologize but due to the nature of the damage, this would be deemed beyond economical repair.

Customer: WHAT?! That…makes…me SO ANGRY!!!! ARRRGGGHHH!!!

*Series of swears, shatters and bangs followed by a dial tone

Funny Phone Wallpaper